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The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denvergrad. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaan economy, worth 911 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 119,540 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, anti-government web sites are springing up, being Premier Denver has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa's national animal is the Mountain Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic atheism.

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa is ranked 1,553^rd in the world and 59^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,517.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.